5 Reasons Why You Would Have Died Had There Been a Real Fire Today

1. You decided to stay inside and wave at the people outside.

Leaving the building? Do bubbles burn? I guess that would really depend on what the LUC Bubble is made out of. White dreams and metal ambition.

2. You ignored all instructions and went to get coffee.

Luckily it was before the canteen closed at 3. Why does it close at 3 again? Maybe that should be featured on LUC News.

3. You gathered all of your belongings before leaving.

Lose your laptop, lose EVERYTHING... Even the hidden folders. If my laptop burned they could recover those folders from my hard drive.

4. You didn't hear anything.

Alarm? What alarm? Have the people behind alarm drills ever read 'The Boy Who Cried Wolf'? Did you know Aesop was an Ancient Greek Slave?

5. You were still in bed.

It was only 1pm, after all! Or was it 13:00? 13-12=1. When is pie day again?

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