How to Get an A from Dan Saxon in 10 Easy Steps

Keeping it simple is good advice, but it will only get you so far. Here is a tried and tested method of getting that elusive A from everyone’s favorite human rights instructor.

For this you will need:

A computer with Microsoft Word

Multiple relevant sources, both academic and popular

A printer that can print on gold paper

Gold paper (it’s probably on Amazon)

Neopagan Spells - 7th Edition by Saul Pottelbee. It is vital that you buy the most recent edition!

The foot of a rabbit

1 teaspoon of spit from a pregnant Bactrian camel

A copy of the Universal Declaration of Human Rights

Matches or a lighter

A ceremonial altar

1. Open word document.

2. Write essay. Use the sources as best you can! If all else fails, find a way to reference the textbook in your introduction.

3. Print it out onto the gold paper.

4. Combine the rabbit foot and camel spit according to the instructions in your spellbook.

5. Burn the copy of the Universal Declaration of Human Rights on your ceremonial altar.

6. When this is done, collect the ashes and add to the above mixture.

7. Smear onto essay under the light of the full moon. Polish your essay until it sparkles!

8. Hand in.

9. Stare at the expensive spellbook you bought and only used once. Sigh.

10. Only an A-? Did you do the above steps correctly? Better luck next time!

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