Surprise!
LUC News is happy to announce it has recovered from a 2-year coma, which we slipped into in December of 2016. We’re sure that everyone was very concerned by our absence and constantly worrying where we were, but not to worry, we’re back now, and are as determined as ever to bring you all the freshest and the juiciest news here at LUC.
Anyway, we’re ready to get back into the swing of things. Shall we meet you guys at Akbar? I mean pfft, even we know that a name like ‘Coasters’ could never stick...
Wait, what do you mean Tinder removed the ‘minimum distance’ option? What if we don’t want to see or be seen by somebody who lives only two floors away?
Wow that’s stressful, at least there’ll be a plethora of memes to catch up on from LUC Memes, right? Right?
Yikes. Well anyway, feel free to contact us 24/7 with all the latest news, and we’ll definitely get our best fact-checkers on the story and get it straight to the presses.