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LUC Opinions: April Fools isn’t Fooling Anyone
April Fools is like Surprise Birthday Parties because Surprise Birthday Parties can really only happen during birthdays. The problem...


5 Numbers on a List
16 16 is an even number. It is 4 away from 20, and 16 away from 0. 5 5 rhymes with chive, dive, drive, hive, jive, live, shrive, strive,...


LUC Elevators Go On Strike: What now?
Early morning met LUC with terrible news. LUC’s elevators were covered in notices claiming that they are on strike all week, causing an...


Paradoxical News: Garbage Room is Clean
Historically, the LUC Garbage Room has been a battleground for various controversies. Some hate looking at the large green containers...


NATO/FBI-SWAT raid AkBar for alleged terrorist ties
At 15:35 CET a Joint NATO/ FBI-SWAT team raided AkBar for possible connections to Al-Qaeda. Sources say that National Security forces...
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