Scientific Community* Announces: Everything is Soil
The scientific community has reached a consensus: everything, yes, everything is indeed soil. After contemplating for approximately two...
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Class of 2021 Baffled To Learn Something New In University
Data from plenary-timed memes shows that the Class of 2021 are taken aback to realize that maybe they are learning something new in...
DUWO Baffled by Constant Shortage of Toilet Paper
The housing company DUWO has been confused by the seemingly never ending problem of toilet paper shortage at LUC. A spokesperson for DUWO...
BREAKING: Professor Engages With Students On Social Media, Entire School Loses its Shit
BREAKING: 16 short hours ago, one professor managed to make the entirety of LUC lose its shit. LUC's own Confession Bear, a strong...
Newest USL Party Theme & Surprise Raffle Merch Announced
DEN HAAG, NL- USL reveals upcoming party: “Literally Just An Orgy” at PIP this upcoming week. The Underground Student Life committee has...
Graduate Spotted at Coasters for 4th Time This Month; Dry Spell Unsalvageable, Say Friends
The same alum was found at Coaster’s multiple times this month “just hanging out” with new students. After two weeks of events, pub quiz,...
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